3/7/2023 0 Comments Ravager avp extinction![]() Xenomorph blood is a strong acid, but when mixed with sugar and babies forms addictive low-fat, low-carb baby cake. Of course they might have eyes somewhere, but nobody has examined one long enough before getting brutally murdered to find out. They instead smell out your sweat, fear, blood or, most often, a combination of both. No matter how cleverly you think you hide yourself, a Xenomorph will always find you. No human has ever lived long enough to be sure what happens to Xenomorph-slain comrades, except for Sigourney Weaver (a.k.a. It has an allergic reaction to all the pus in the pizza delivery guys' spots. Sadly, the aspiring Xenomorph gourmet invariably ends up burning the butter, dropping the the chives on the floor, and getting the pH of the sodium hydroxide sauce too low.įinally, it hurls the whole mess into deep space, and orders Chinese take-out. It would like to have a nice human being sautéed in clarified butter with some leeks, chives, crushed mint leaves, and sodium hydroxide sauce.
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